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If anyone has gotten any hate PM's from me lately, it's because there was someone who tried to steal my account and went under ANGRY SLIME, which is my picture name on other sites. Please disregard any PM's from me that you have gotten.

P.S. 102 Medals so far!!!!!

I'm not making any posts anymore, so don't expect me to pop up on the forum or write anymore reviews. Whatever.

Well, I decided that I don't need to be a Lock. Or a Clock. Or anything of the sort. Oh well.

Now that New Lock Legion has been deleted, I have joined Lock Legion and am now a Lock. So from now on my goals in life are...

1. Find flash/movie maker on my laptop.
2. Make Lock Legion flash from said programs.
3. Avoid being banned on Ban Day with said flash.
4. Laugh at the fact that I was not banned on said Ban Day.
5. Stop saying sentences with said manner.
6. Become a rabbit.
7. Eat 40,000 pounds of pumpkin pie in my lifetime.
8. Barf out 20,000 pounds of said pumpkin pie.
9. Try to find the square root of Chuck Norris x Chuck Norris.
10. Fall off of a building and live.

Yeah, I got a run in with JujubeLock and I didn't realize that I had a copyright infringement, so I'm shutting it all down. Yeah. So, uh, whatever.

I thought up an idea for Platinum Lock, but since I had no brush setting on MS Paint at the moment it may look blocky.

Jessedude16 (or 13, I forgot) has been dubbed Prince Tree Lock, heir to the New Lock Legion! If I am struck down, he will probably sell it as a division of LL! (I hope not!) PM me to join and you might get lucky and win our Non-Existant Mega Millions Jackpot!

As you probably never knew, I have secretly been planning to launch the newest clan to battle the Clocks.... NEW LOCK LEGION! This is for the Locks who were left out in the forming of Lock Legion and are not welcome to their conformity of life style. This.... This is the biggest load of crap you will ever see coming out of my homepage...

It is sadly true. I am now Slime Lock of the Lock Legion. Sorry to disappoint Strawberry Clock, but I've decided that if I am truly to be evil, I will make friends AND enemies. Now that I am a Lock, on my posts you'll see Slimeshine (Slime Lock) because I needed to have a last name and couldn't think of anything besides a puppy in a Ford pick-up truck with his blinker on and holding a shotgun pointed at a queer.

Redneck Puppies!!!!!!!

(That may be my first flash if I can get Flash on this laptop...)

The new page. Bullnuts. I hate China and their Communism and the fact that they blocked everything non-China related and messed up comments like mine most likely is...