Score: 10

"To NastyCheeze"

submission: The Transformer

date: December 21, 2009

It isn't steampunk, it's silent film-style. Steampunk is like a bunch of cog wheels and blocky, more exposed machinery, whereas the Transformer in this video was covered by metal casing, not exposing his inner frame.

Score: 3

"Uhhhhh...."

submission: Christmas Advent Calendar

date: December 8, 2009

Dude, this stuff is really trippy... Seriously, I thought I accidently had a pot brownie or something when I was watching this. I don't understand what it means (besides the early present one, that was funny).

Score: 10

"It's a baby baboon and he's playing the bassoon!"

submission: Baby Baboon

date: June 3, 2009

This was an overall hilarious video.

Repetitive: Yes
Random: Yes
Obligatory Plug included: Yes
Obligatory Plug includes Toast King holding butter at funny worm: Yes x 9000.
FANTASTIC VIDEO! Crabs, melons, owls, baboons, what's next?!

Score: 10

"Coming soon to an arcade near you... Or not..."

submission: Pacman - The Movie

date: April 17, 2009

Well, it looks like the best movie I'd ever see, so I'll give you a 4/5 10/10.

Score: 7

"Here's an equation for ya straight from an idiot!"

submission: With My Mind's Madness

date: April 6, 2009

Passion of the Christ + a gay boy band's hit song + Madness = Newgrounds Hit?

Wait, the animation is good, the plotline is constant, the action was intense, but you put a severely gay song in it? That'll bring ya down a notch!

Score: 0

"So now people are ripping off $EUG@?"

submission: Smiley's shorts

date: April 2, 2009

Seriously? That was terrible. The quality was crap and the entire video was about 12 seconds in counting.

Score: 8

"Wow, this wasn't half bad..."

submission: X-Men: Phoenix Season

date: March 29, 2009

You know a lot of times I rant about your movies but this one (and Marvel Villains Assemble) was pretty good! The voice for Emma was almost perfect, but she could have been more naggy.

Score: 10

"Best Game On Newgrounds"

submission: This Game is a Joke 3

date: March 28, 2009

The best part was the porn.
Porn
Porn
Porn!

Score: 10

"You get the Awesomelist! (first one ever!)"

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep.7

date: March 28, 2009

1. Spriting was fantastically set.
2. Good plotline.
3. Awesome characters.
4. BEE-BAH FOO-COO TAH?!
5. Congrats.

Score: 5

"Not Bad, But You Still Get A Sucklist."

submission: Spongebob Sickpants

date: March 27, 2009

1. Patrick's hooters look like hairy hamburgers.
2. Spongebob doesn't need Viagra, his wang is small enough.
3. Sandy looks like a hooker even when she IS O.D.'ing.
4. It says nudity, does that mean Patricks ugly-ass manboobs?
5. It looks a lot like a familiar series... What's the word I'm looking for?
6. AWESOME SERIES RING A BELL RETARD?!
7. No Mr. Krabs.
8. Use Pantera, not Lamb of God.
9. The shark could use a little more RECOGNIZABLE MS PAINT.
10. Spongebob SquareBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAM!!!!!!!!!